A Tech Whiz With the Camera

My gurl is a tech whiz, yo.  Listen up:  My gurl can take the sickest photos wit’ her phone.  I’ll be messin’ around online.  You know.  Playing free flash games and what not.  She’ll swing by wit’ her camera and say, “Hay, Baby!  Quit playin’ them free games for sec and smile for my camera.”  I’ll stop playing Fried Green Lizard King online, and look at her and just smile.  Why do I smile?  Cause I know that they picture she gone take is gone be yet another hot blurry mess that she uploads to Facebook.  She’s a tech whiz!  She can upload and download.  She knows what free online gaming actualy is, but she can’t take a damn clear picture to save her life.  That’s my gurl, yo!  What are you gonna do?  Sometimes you gotta pay to play too, you know.